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Dixie Divas: Yankee husband learns the importance of a pocket knife
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A few months ago, a reader showed up at an event I was doing and handed me a newspaper clipping of a column I wrote eight or nine years ago.

He grinned happily after he asked me to sign it.

“That’s me to a tee,” he said, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a Case knife. “Got more at home, too.”

He pointed out the window.

“That’s my truck, too,” he said. “Got another one at home.”

Out of the hundreds of columns I have written, that one is, without question, a top 10 favorite, especially for Southern men. In that essay, I wrote the sexiest men drive pickup trucks and carry pocket knives.

Tink, the Yankee I married, did not understand the importance of carrying a pocket knife until he was asked repeatedly if he had a knife in his pocket. After a while and many jabs and pokes, he began to get the picture: To really initiate himself into the rural South, he needed a pocket knife.

I had no idea he had finally come to his senses. He experienced a reckoning of sorts, which probably came when the reader who brought the clipping to me to sign turned to Tink and said, “Where’s your pocket knife?”

Tink shifted from one foot to another and shrugged slightly. He tried to look nonchalant.

Now, a really good wife would have jumped in and defended or, at the least, deflected the conversation. But I did not. In fact, I think I said, “Yeah, Tink, where’s your knife?”

Finally, he was forced to concede like Gen. Robert E. Lee at Appomattox.

“I don’t have one,” he said.

The man was astounded.

“You don’t have one?” he asked and then handed the newspaper clipping to Tink. “Here, you better read this.”

So, I think that was the turning point. Tink decided, unbeknownst to me, to get a proper pocket knife. He did his research, carefully and thoroughly, as always he does.

One day a package arrived in the mail. He grabbed it from me and hurried away like Ralphie in “The Christmas Story” when he received his secret decoder ring in the mail. A couple of days later — after he had mastered perfectly how to whip it out, open it and then close it with the flick of a finger — he showed me his new Case knife.

For the next few months, he proudly toted it wherever he went. He used it repeatedly to cut the twine on bales of hay, open packages, cut twigs out of his path and whatever a farmer needs a pocket knife for. Then, one day, with a worried face, he came to me.

“Baby, my pocket knife is missing,” he said.

“How does a farmer lose his knife?” I asked.

“By doing farmer-ly things with it.”

For three or four days, he searched high and low for it. About two days into the search, he decided he had not lost it naturally, but it had been stolen.

“What did you do with my knife?” he asked.

He followed me around, pestering me. “You hid it, didn’t you?”

“Just re-trace your steps. You’ll find it,” I assured him.

The pocket knife had been missing for four woeful days when Tink had to take a quick trip to Los Angeles. He went through airport security and put his laptop bag through the X-ray machine. A few minutes later, after he had cleared security, he put his hand down in the inside pocket of the laptop bag and his fingers touched something familiar — his pocket knife.

“If I didn’t know you better, I’d swear you put it there,” he texted from the gate.

I was glad he found it because he had been so worried.

“For the record,” I responded, “Real farmers carry their knives in their pockets. Not their laptop bags.”

Ronda Rich is the best-selling author of several books, including “There’s A Better Day A-Comin’.” Sign up for her newsletter at Her column appears Tuesdays and on

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