Put that Yule log away: KFC has you covered this Christmas with a new artificial log that smells like its original chicken recipe. No, we’re not joking.
For some reason, the chicken chain has unveiled the KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog, which is a real thing that exists.
For just $18.99, you can spice up your home this year with the rich scent of Kentucky fried chicken through the project between KFC and Enviro-Log.
“Imbued with the unmistakable, mouth-watering aroma of Colonel Sanders’ secret recipe, the KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog finally puts to rest the age-old dilemma, ‘How can I make this fire a hundred bajillion times better?’” states the KFC website for its firelog. “This one-of-a-kind firelog from Enviro-Log, a leading manufacturer of firelogs made of 100 percent recycled materials, is the result of countless hours of research and development, all done over the last couple of months since we had this idea.”
Logs are limited to just — just — one per customer, and orders are fulfilled through Enviro-Log.
The logs come with some warnings:
May result in a craving for fried chicken. We know the firelog smells great, but please do not attempt to eat it.
May attract bears or neighbors who are hungry.
Please don’t put face directly into fire in attempt to smell fried chicken.