This, as stated above, is an open letter to the person who stole my jacket. While I don’t know who you are exactly, you know who you are (I hope), and if you are the person who stole my jacket and are reading this, this open letter is directed at you (or someone who knows you and will turn you in). If you stole a jacket and aren’t sure if my jacket is the one you took, let me offer a description: It was a red “letterman-style” jacket with white leather sleeves.