If you've never seen it, I highly recommend the movie "Clerks," provided you're not easily offended.
Cup holders. You heard me: cup holders! A study several years ago revealed that one of the most important factors determining which SUV people chose to purchase was the number of cup holders. Not gas mileage. Not air bags. Not crash test safety. Cup holders.
No day is the same in veterinary medicine, but we do see the same types of problems repeatedly. If you don't want to see skin problems and ear infections, don't go to vet school.
I went to the mall today. As always, it was a bad idea at this time of year.
Have you ever had a cold Coke from a glass bottle? If not, go get one. It will change your life.
Gregor Mendel was a rebel, but not like James Dean or the Sex Pistols.
I have two white stars on my right forearm - not tattoos, scars.
"Dewey defeats Truman." Maybe you've seen the famous photograph of the newspaper with the headline being held by newly re-elected President Truman.
Twice. Twice in the last week I've seen an animal come in for a problem that could have been treated six months before.
I use drugs. Wait, that sounds bad. I use drugs, professionally. No, that sounds worse.
When people start a sentence with "No offense," they usually know they're going to offend you. Sometimes they don't care, sometimes they do and are just saying what needs to be said.
The bad news: You have cancer.
Since Halloween is right around the corner, consider the following:
Today, I am 39 years old. About six years younger than my father was when he died from colon cancer.
My dream car is KITT from the 1980s television show "Knightrider." Of course.
That Sam. That Sam! That dog Sam.
Singer Taylor Swift has said a player's gonna play, play, play, play, play. And similar is true for a baker (gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake).
If you read my column regularly, you're aware I'm a nerd, a nerd of many colors.
My vocation can make you a bit nutty. Or maybe you have to be eccentric to even get involved.
One of my favorite quotes is from the 1990s. "Snoop Doggy Dogg. Need to get a jobby job."
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